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- If Unix is the answer, then it must have been a stupid question.
- Unix is the only virus with a command-interface.
- How can an operating system from 1970 (UNIX) be more modern than an operating system from 1978 (VMS)?
- Unix - the first computer virus.
- NFS = Nightmare File System.
- Berkeley is famous for LSD and BSD UNIX. I don't think that is a coincidence.
- Sure, the Unix file system corrupts your files, but look how fast it is!
- Friends don't let friends use Unix.
- Unix - the ideal operating system for CPU's that are never powered up.
- If Unix is the answer, then it must have been a stupid question.
- Unix is the only virus with a command-interface.
- How can an operating system from 1970 (UNIX) be more modern than an operating system from 1978 (VMS)?
- Unix - the first computer virus.
- NFS = Nightmare File System.
- Berkeley is famous for LSD and BSD UNIX. I don't think that is a coincidence.
- Sure, the Unix file system corrupts your files, but look how fast it is!
- Friends don't let friends use Unix.
- Unix - the ideal operating system for CPU's that are never powered up.
- Nothing wrong with Unix that a total redesign and rewrite can not fix.
- UNIX will be preempted by NT. UNIX doesn't know it yet - it won't notice until it's too late, because UNIX is the Yugoslavia of software, at war with itself -- but it's all over.
- The users of Unix systems said speed wasn't an issue when the Alpha chip was released. The same people tell their wives and girlfriends that size doesn't matter.
- If Unix were a beer, then it would be shipped in open casks so that anybody could piss in it before delivery.
- UNIX is user friendly. It's just selective about who its friends are.
- UNIX is akin to a religion to some. If things aren't done like they are in UNIX, then they must be bad. Sorry, I don't believe in this religion.
- UNIX is a four-letter word!
- VI = Virtually Incomprehensible. Nothing wrong with Unix that a total redesign and rewrite can not fix.
- UNIX will be preempted by NT. UNIX doesn't know it yet - it won't notice until it's too late, because UNIX is the Yugoslavia of software, at war with itself -- but it's all over.
- The users of Unix systems said speed wasn't an issue when the Alpha chip was released. The same people tell their wives and girlfriends that size doesn't matter.
- If Unix were a beer, then it would be shipped in open casks so that anybody could piss in it before delivery.
- UNIX is user friendly. It's just selective about who its friends are.
- UNIX is akin to a religion to some. If things aren't done like they are in UNIX, then they must be bad. Sorry, I don't believe in this religion.
- UNIX is a four-letter word!
- VI = Virtually Incomprehensible.



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